Ultimate List of Programmer Jokes, Puns, and other Funnies

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Hey! You might recognize me from Twitter as CarlaNotarobot.

The last year or so has been pretty hectic for me so I haven’t had as much time to post funnies on Twitter. Instead, I thought you would all enjoy this compilation I put together of some of my jokes over the years.

Many are “old jokes” from dusty corners of the internet, others I thought of myself, a few come from “Friday Funnies” within my work’s weekly Slack thread — but they are all written here for you to laugh, groan, share, or whatever you feel like doing with them.

Enjoy!

Some Classic Jokes to Get You Started

(I give my programming jokes a C++)

What do you call a group of programmers?

An Assembly

Why do Java developers wear sun glasses?

Because they stare straight into the Eclipse!

What do you call software that kills some one?

Code-blooded murderer

What did the .NET developer name their boat?